Smile for the Day
It seems a certain truck driver was in route to deliver 500 penguins to the state zoo when his truck broke down, so he waved down another trucker and offered him $500 to take the penguins to the zoo.
The next day the original truck driver arrived in town and saw the new truck driver crossing the road with 500 penguins walking in single file behind him.
He jumped out of his truck and asked, “What’s going on? I gave you $500 to take the penguins to the zoo!”
The new truck driver responded, “I did take them to the zoo, and I had money left over, so now we’re going to see a movie.”